Comedy sketches scripts services

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks 'Why the long face?', and the horse replies 'I have hooves. I am unable to pick up a pen and write the comedy script I've always wanted to write.' Well, there's largely no hope for the horse. But if you'd like a comedy script, I'm happy to write one for you. I've done stand up for the best part of 3 years, and written for an award-winning sketch troupe called KEITH., based in Durham. The show KEITH presents: KEVIN received 4 stars from the Edinburgh Fringe Review in 2018, which I wrote and performed in. Basically, I know comedy. If you need a tight comedy script, from an advert, to a short film, to just a once-over your stand-up material, give me a shout. I've got you covered. Give me a message before ordering, so we can work out which gig is right for you. Cheers!Alex

Have a script that needs to be funnier? I will edit the script, adding in jokes and editing lines for the basic package. With the Standard and Premium packages, I will re-write and re-sort the script depending on what you're looking for.

Does your original comedy pilot need that extra push to move from humorous to hilarious? Are you: Thinking of entering the TV writing fellowship for NBC, Walt Disney, Nickelodeon, Warner Bros, or CBS in 2021? Trying to move from stand up to screenwriting?Need to sharpen a sample for your agent? Then, I'm your guy! I'm an industry specialist with over 10 years experience working with comedy scripts. I cover jokes, characters, structure and the little tweaks that make your script stand out to the people that matter. We'll work together to create a tailored product that best represents your voice. Each Package Includes:Notes on what works and what doesn't as well as suggestions for alternate routes your story/characters could take. Note: The basic tier doesn't include joke writing. This is specifically for a comedy pilot no more than 40 pages in length. The Writing Partner Includes:Punch up: I'll make your jokes stronger and add new ones as needed. The Secret Weapon Includes:A complete overhaul of your entire script. I'll punch up your jokes and rewrite entire scenes Please message me before ordering so I can be certain to fulfill your request.Let's knock em' dead!

As a current masters student, I have been writing sketches for around seven to eight years now and with the gig I can write a witty sketch with rhythm and pace. I offer 3 options for this gig, each one including a different level of skill and quality. I can promise to write a funny sketch that suits your comic needs, whether that be commercial or for youtube or another online platform.

I've been writing comedy material on a daily basis for the past 2 years. I write, produce, and perform sketches at a local theater twice a month and 92.4% of the time they get laughs every time.  My expertise is divided between live stage sketches and short comedy scripts for video and/or animations. It's my passion and I'm great at it. If you hire me to write material for you, you'll be hiring someone that takes comedy seriously and loves to produce new content. I'm confident, I'm critical of my output, and I'm ready to write great comedy.  

I will write jokes and punch up your short film comedy script, TV comedy script, or feature length comedy script. Having studied at both The Second City and The Royal Academy of Dramatic Art I am very familiar with how to structure and punch up scripts and am uniquely qualified to provide that service to you. I am open to short scripts, 30 minute, and feature length scripts. For each script I will also correct formatting errors and provide feedback on plot development. For an extra charge I will also provide 3-5 logline suggestions.

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I will write you an outstanding and magnanimous funny script, my scripts are not just funny but it contains good characters and interesting situation.

As a script writer my aim is to illicit laughter from the audience through entertaining stories and characters. I believe comedy is all about RHYTHM, TIMING AND PACE. I can write you a funny/comedy script in any of the following below:

COMEDY MONOLOGUES

COMEDY SKITS

FUNNY AIDS

SHORT COMEDY MOVIE

SITCOMS/STAGE PLAYS

LONG COMEDY MOVIE

YOU ARE GUARANTEED WITH :
      100% unique work done
       100% delivered on time
         100% captivating and engaging customer script
            100% good communication
You can send me an inbox to get started and you would have a beautiful experience; I promise! Please do not hesitate to contact me in case you have any questions.
 

"GOOD EDITING is the heart of a quality video, but a GOOD SCRIPT is the soul" Hello,This is Ritik, and I write engaging, humourous, and crisp YouTube scripts in a very short period with no compromise on quality. I aim to create unique scripts and sprinkle a dash of artistic perspective into everything I do. With writing, I have also been doing standup comedy, which gives me an extra edge as I interact with large crowds often and have a sense of what people like and how to present it to them. I specialize in scripts such as:- Top 10- Biography- Sport- Music- Movies & TV series- Animals-Comedy sketches-Parodies NEED A CUSTOM ORDER?Contact me for your unique scriptwriting requirements. Enjoy peace of mind with UNLIMITED REVISIONS! Still, Conflicted?Feel free to ask me anything, I won't take long to reply, and yes I reply to everyone.

***PLEASE DON'T ORDER GIG BEFORE FIRST CONTACTING ME. THANKS!***

A BASIC gig can get you your choice of the following:

• Stand-up comedy (3 jokes)
• Comedy Roasts (3 jokes)
• Online Humor Content (100 words)
• One-liner (5)
• Speech writing (will add 5 jokes to your speech)
• Slogans/Tag Lines (5 ideas)
• Funny Headlines for Content (5 headlines)

Give me a topic-(ie. family, kids, pets)- and I'll write original funny lines.

I am a CLEAN professional comedy writer/comedian. 
ALL comedy material I create is all original.

I have performed in comedy clubs & venues in LA & NY area. I've written comedy and humorous material for:

• Comedians & other entertainers
• Speakers, writers, & authors
• Blogs, social media, videos, web content, advertising, products, etc.
• Executives/organizations

 I also write & add humor to:

• Speeches/Presentations/Meetings
• Social media
• Banquets/Dinners/ Roasts/Toasts
• Corporate/Training/Icebreakers                   

***FOR SKETCHES OR SCRIPTS PLEASE SEE MY OTHER GIG***

I will make sure you get your laughs worth!

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I've written comedic articles for an online publication, jokes and sketches for video content, and stand up comedy material. I can either help you punch up an existing piece of yours or write something completely new for you.

I have been writing and performing sketch comedy for four years. The sketch group I performed with did both live performances and video sketches posted online. I have a solid grasp on the basics of writing sketches and would love to give feedback on anything (game, beats, structure, premise, how to stage it, how to read lines).

"If I ask you out, would your answer be the same as to this question" Hi, this is RItik, I am here to assist you and help you in getting your comedy sketches and short film ideas from your mind to the paper. I have been writing in this genre for the last two years and have significant experience in it (dm me for the links). I am also a standup comedian hitting the stage regularly (again, contact me for the link). If you have ideas, or just the will you can contact me and I will help you out for sure :) Also, I love dogs especially gay dogs because at least gay dogs have figured out what they want in life unlike other dogs who will hump anything they see.

Here's the long and short of it: I'm a freelance comedy writer. My job is to write funny things. Whether you need someone to write scripts, sketches, blog posts, standup bits, premises, jokes, or just to make something that you've drafted a little bit funnier, I'm your guy.

PLEASE DON'T ORDER GIG BEFORE FIRST CONTACTING ME. THANKS ! A BASIC gig can get you your choice of the following: • Stand-up comedy• Comedy Roasts• Speech writing• Slogans/Tag Lines (If you want)• Funny Headlines for Content (If you want) Give me a topic-(ie. family, kids, pets)- and I'll write original funny lines.ALL comedy material I create is all original. I have performed in comedy in societies in different class and in university .I'll write comedy and humorous material for: Comedians & other entertainersSpeakers, writers, & authorsBlogs, social media, videos, web content, advertising, products, etc.Executives/organizations  I also write & add humor to: Speeches/Presentations/MeetingsSocial mediaBanquets/Dinners/ Roasts/ToastsCorporate/Training/Icebreakers           I will make sure you get your laughs worth! 100% Money Back Guarantee!