In many small towns across America, there are what are known as "creepy Jesus services." These are religious services held in public places, often in front of town halls or courthouses, in which participants dress up as Jesus Christ and reenact scenes from the Bible. Some people find these services to be creepy and offensive, while others see them as a harmless way to celebrate their faith. Whatever your opinion, there's no denying that these services are truly unique.
There is not much information available about creepy jesus services. It is likely that these services are held by a small group of people who believe that Jesus Christ was a real person who had supernatural powers. These services may include singing, praying, and preaching in an attempt to summon Christ's spirit. Some people believe that these services are held in order to terrorize or frighten non-believers.
Creepy Jesus Services are not for everyone. Some people find them creepy, while others find them comforting. If you are thinking about attending one, be sure to research the service beforehand to see if it is right for you.
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say ANYTHING you want. Yes, even THAT, you potty-mouth!
HOW DOES IT WORK?
* Simply provide Jesus with a script of up to 50 words. Or he can write one for you for $25 (see gig extras below).
* Need more than 50 words? Simply purchase more gigs.
Pricing:
1-50 words = 1 gig
51-100 words = 2 gigs
101-150 words = 3 gigs
151-200 words = 4 gigs
201-250 words = 5 gigs
etc.
Videos delivered within 3 days, RUSH service is $20.
Hallelujah, over 14000 orders on Fiverr! Praise be!
Have the Lord himself create an AWESOME HD VIDEO for you or your loved one... or, someone you hate!
Jesus can be serious and or funny! Jesus will say ANYTHING you want. Yes, even THAT, you potty-mouth!
HOW DOES IT WORK?
* Simply provide Jesus with a script of up to 50 words. Or he can write one for you for $25 (see gig extras below).
* Need more than 50 words? Simply purchase more gigs.
Pricing:
1-50 words = 1 gig
51-100 words = 2 gigs
101-150 words = 3 gigs
151-200 words = 4 gigs
201-250 words = 5 gigs
etc..
Videos delivered within 3 days, RUSH service is $20.
Hallelujah, over 14000 orders on Fiverr! Praise be!
Jesus can endorse your business, rave about your products or services, or tell your customers about sales promotions... you name it! Jesus will say ANYTHING you want. Yes, even THAT, you potty-mouth!
HOW DOES IT WORK?
* Simply provide Jesus with a script of up to 50 words. Or he can write one for you for $25 (see gig extras below).
* Need more than 50 words? Simply purchase more gigs.
Pricing:
1-50 words = 1 gig
51-100 words = 2 gigs
101-150 words = 3 gigs
151-200 words = 4 gigs
201-250 words = 5 gigs
etc..
Videos delivered within 3 days, RUSH service is $20.