Fart in a jar prank services

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I am a virtual assistant with a pleasant professional voice.  I will call your leads and pitch your service/product on your behalf.  I will leave messages where necessary.  I make 2-3 attempts at each number.  I am available to provide the following services at the highest level of customer satisfaction:- Mystery Calls - I will call your staff every day and provide you with accurate feedback as it relates to the information you require;Real Estate Cold Calls - I will solicit business from potential customers for you;Prank Calls - Shhhh!!!! :) I will make prank calls to your wife, girlfriend, husband, boyfriend, friend and just about anyone for you; and,Appointment Settings -  I will call your customers and set all of your appointments with them on your behalf;Inbound - Outbound

Deal : Initial 10 Order will have 4 Pics for 1 Gig, Hurry Up.

Want to be with your favorite star on your FB wall, want to do paragliding or any adventure, want a selfie with Burj Khalifa or anything, just imagine yourself doing something and I will create your pic (Fake Pic)

Also can create pic for your friends , just have a good prank with them

In the above pic you can see me with Mr Obama.

  

Do you want to pixelate your picture into excel? Well you are in the right place. I will convert your image within 30 mins of the order placement. Use it in -Graphical presentation, -Birthday gift -Anniversary gifts -Prank files and many more.  Why trust on me? Quick Turnaround Quality Customer Support Customer satisfaction is my number 1 priority.  Kindly Contact me to get the best service.

Hi! I'm Alex, I offer you my service for your video: I can do a dance for youI can make prank videosFunny videosViral challengesOr any type of video you need You can write to me and thus agree on what you need in your order. You can choose my wardrobe, and I can also act out a script. I am at your disposal, to give your video what you need! If you work with me I will give you:* Good attention.* Guaranteed communication.* Complete quality.* Responsibility regarding the delivery

A fluent and intelligent English speaker. I offer professional virtual assistant services with an aim to exceed your expectation.

My services include:

• Appointment Setting, Confirmation and Reminders
• Cold Calls
• Follow up Calls
• Mystery Calls
• Placing and Taking Orders
• Prank Calls
• Real Estate Calls
• Telemarketing Calls

Send me a message with the details of your task.
I can't wait to hear from you.

"Cassie felt the euphoria tear through every fart of-"

Wait, what? Spell check doesn't catch everything and - as you can see in that example - the wrong word can really put a damper on the mood. The last thing you want is your reader tripping over a misspelling or comma splice just before your short or novella reaches its climax. It takes patience and a keen eye for detail to get it right. 

Purchase this gig and I will provide top-notch professional proofreading and editing for erotica and erotic romance ebooks. All packages include track copy and corrected copy. Includes editing for:

• spelling
• grammar
• punctuation
• syntax
• consistency
• clarity
• readability

Erotica is no longer my primary genre as a writer, but I'm very comfortable working with structure and words that other editors may not be familiar with; nothing is too taboo. I will provide professional feedback and treat your work with the respect that it deserves.

I work by editing the copy, not your unique voice. However, please check out my other gigs if you're interested in more in-depth editing services, literary critique, or rewrites. I also have a beta reader gig.

Thanks so much! I really look forward to working with you.

I will make professional phone calls for you. I will do the following for $5: - A report based on what gathered from making the phone calls. - 30 phone calls Types of Calls -Mystery Calls  -Prank Calls -Telemarketing  -Appointment Settings    Please message me to discuss further details.