Funny horse puns services

I will make a video of me saying 10 incredible horse puns while wearing my horse mask within 24 hours, just for your enjoyment. I will send you the HD video. 

Great gift for someone who enjoys puns, or someone you hate enough to make them sit through puns about horses.

*I do not record custom puns at the moment, only a customized ending*

I'll virtually make your text painted by horse on horse stable wooden gate and send this innovative and funny image to you in high resolution printable jpeg image. The picture is digitally created. You can use this picture on your Facebook pages, website, blog for advertise or boost your business.

• Text color can't be changed.
• Capitalized text only.
• Maximum 18 characters.
  
• Don't provide your logo (text only).
  

I'll read nearly anything as a horse race.  

Whether it's for your mates birthday/wedding, to help promote your business, a staff going away, phantom call of a real race...whatever! A horse race is a novel and exciting way to get your message across!

Just write a race for me to record and I'll send it back as a horse race!
   
If you want awesome sound effects (bugle, horses, race crowd etc), buy sound effects in the EXTRA's section.

OR for an extra $20 I'll write the race for you!..Just come up with the 'horse' names and  1 line of info on each 'horse' and I'll include it into the race!  Tell me who wins, place etc or leave it to me!   Up to 6 horses is $5, up to 10 horses is $10 and so on.

NB: The $5 gig IS AUDIO ONLY.  Video extra.

Message me if you have any questions!  Happy punting!

You love memes. I make memes. Together, we celebrate memes. I always loved puns, one-liners, satire, fake news stories, funny tweets or just about anything with decent humor. So, I started creating them and now I would love to create them for you. I have up-to-date knowledge about recent meme trends as I scroll through social media all day (don't tell my mother). I can create memes for you on whichever topic, person or idea you want and I will deliver just that with excellent customer service and a feel for you to come back to me the way memers go back to SpongeBob meme templates. Buy this gig and get some memes.And cash me outside, howbow dat?

We are not an amateur Equine Logo maker. One of the best in the Equine Logo business. Welcome Buyers!Specializes in custom horse logo design for equine businesses of all types and sizes. This is my craftsmanship, personalized service and 100% satisfaction guarantee are unmatched in the horse industry. If you’re seeking an original, hand-drawn logo that exudes professionalism for your business, we would love to work with you. FEATURED CLIENTSSPORT HORSE LIFESTYLE HORSE WESTERN HORSE WELLNESS HORSE PARADE OF BREEDSINTERNATIONAL HORSE Instructions: Just take a look at the gallery above, choose your style, package and place your order! Take your time for this. Perfect for Equestrian, Sports, Farm, Breeding, Pet or even Photography business. REMEMBER, RESULT WILL BE :LINE ART STYLE FOR BASIC PACKAGEPICTORIAL STYLE FOR STANDARD PACKAGELINE ART OR PICTORAL STYLE ( YOU DECIDED, AS YOUR REQUESTED ) FOR PREMIUM PACKAGE Choose package which will suits your need. MY GIG OFFERS IDEAL OFFERS ON FIVERR:✦ Original Logo Concepts✦ 100% Professional✦ Unlimited Revisions during the work. Anything else you want to discuss, send me a message. Regards,Signatron

I will create Awesome Funny Gangnam Style video with your photo + Funny Horse Style Intro or Outro with your logo or text  + your Photo Transparency for $10 !

Also Check Out Our New Gig:
https://www.fiverr.com/phoenixcreativ/create-amazing-pixel-art-video-intro

Order Requirements:

    Provide your Photo
   
    Company logo or Website URL or short tagline (optional)

Gig Description:

    Background music

    Video in 720p HD
   
    Photo Transparency

    Final video format in .mp4 or .mov

Very Useful For:
Father's Day
Valentines Day
Birthday Wishes
New Year Greetings
Christmas Greetings
Facebook Uploads
Online Viral Videos
YouTube Channel
Teasers
Promos
Marketing campaigns
Event promotion
Special events
Product advertising
Promo sales

100% Satisfaction Guaranteed !
Highest Quality !
Experienced Professional Editors and Designers !
Express Delivery Available !

Are you looking for funny videos?  Funny videos are very interesting to all aged peoples.You can upload video to youtube channel or facebook.I am creating such type of videos for long time You can monetize your channel using this video.  I will create many type of funny videos or viral videos. Animal funny, baby funny etc.... Leave a message for custom or bulk orders and also for discuss about your project. ALWAYS YOUR SATISFACTION IS MY FIRST PRIORITY

What if you get the Complete 3D Model Done for your in Advance?  Here you will get the Realistic 3D Model of a Horse with Jockey With the Pose which you can use for your own purpose.  Model comes in STL format only and it will come with 100% Commercial License so you can use it anywhere. You can also edit the model once you purchase. Thanks

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks 'Why the long face?', and the horse replies 'I have hooves. I am unable to pick up a pen and write the comedy script I've always wanted to write.' Well, there's largely no hope for the horse. But if you'd like a comedy script, I'm happy to write one for you. I've done stand up for the best part of 3 years, and written for an award-winning sketch troupe called KEITH., based in Durham. The show KEITH presents: KEVIN received 4 stars from the Edinburgh Fringe Review in 2018, which I wrote and performed in. Basically, I know comedy. If you need a tight comedy script, from an advert, to a short film, to just a once-over your stand-up material, give me a shout. I've got you covered. Give me a message before ordering, so we can work out which gig is right for you. Cheers!Alex

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