Funny love poem services

You want a haiku? Then this gig is just for you. This is a haiku. A haiku is a type of short form poetry originally from Japan. The format of a haiku is typically 3 phrases containing 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the middle, and 5 syllables, again, to make up the last line. I will write you a haiku in this format on the theme of your choice. Do you need a slogan? Are you writing a card or letter with specific aesthetic in mind? I would love to help! Here are a few examples of haiku for your reading pleasure: (Traditional haiku are in Japanese and do not translate to the same syllables in English) "Consider me As one who loved poetry And persimmons." -Masaoaka Shiki "I kill an ant and realize my three children have been watching." -Kato Shuson and of course the two infamous haiku from the movie, "Isle of Dogs": "I turn my back On mankind! Frost on windowpane" "Whatever happened? To man's best friend. Falling spring blossom."

A poem, written and personalised for you. The topic and theme of the poem is your choice. If it is for a member of your family or about a specific event then the more detail you can give me the better the poem will be. I want you to be happy with the product so each tier has a large number of revisions. The verse structure and rhyming scheme are creative choices but if you have a specific request for either then I will endeavour to satisfy them. The theme is not restrictive; if you want a romantic poem with comedic elements then that is fine - I will keep as much contact with you as possible throughout to ensure you receive a poem you are happy with. I look forward to working with you!

I will write a poem for a loved one, boss, teacher, child, friend...anyone!  Tell me what type you're looking for (humorous, romantic, stern, weird..) and Iwill get it done!

I'll write you a delightful poem on the subject of your choice. The tone of the poem is entirely up to you. Be it bold and emotional, sad and mournful, or more along the lines of inane and silly. A poetic breakup note? Ode to your favorite moldy cheese? Your favorite old car headed to the junkyard in the sky? Maybe it's a simple ode to your spouse or a sincere apology set in rhyme. A few basic details and I'll turn around the perfect poem for any occasion.

I'll write a customized short poem about any topic you'd like. I can write a poem : Asking someone out (to be your gf, to prom, homecoming, a date, etc) Breaking up with them in a serious or funny way Love poem Hate poem Happy Birthday poem You get the idea. If you can think of the topic, I can write about it.

I will write a unique poem for you about a person or anything else. My poems are written with a very soft and beautiful touch so it comes out beautiful and captivating. The poem will be a maximum of 150 words long for 5 dollars. If you want multiple stanzas or a longer poem you should contact me first. Not all poems are the same so please send me a message before you order so I have a clear idea what you want. Send me your ideas and I will turn them into a beautiful memorable poem.

Need a funny or romantic wedding speech? Need to do something extra special and personal for a birthday, anniversary? Why not give your loved one a customised poem. I can write a fun, romantic, funny or even cheesy poem using your loved ones name and personal interests/information. It can be a short ditty or a long, thought out poem. I generally use heavy rhyming structures but I can do it more subtle if that's what you like. The general tone, length and outline of the poem will be completely up to you - or you can leave the whole thing to my imagination.

With the greatest pleasure, I will write anything you like for anybody and any occasion. And it will rhyme beautifully! It can be funny, romantic, catchy, thoughtful. It can be anything you like! Give me context:Describe the viewer. Who is the poem for? Is it a customer, a family member, a lover, a friend? What is your relationhsip?Give me details. The more info I have, the more personalised the rhyme will be. Do you wish for a birthday card? What do you wish for the person? How did you meet? What does this person like? Do you want to advertise toothpaste? What does it do? What is its colour and its effect?What do you want your reader to feel? Should the poem be funny? Should it express love? Should it be easy to remeber?I love when the person I write for/to feels appreciated. The key to make them feel this way is to pay attention to the small things. Do not only tell me things you find interesting or important. Tell me ALL! All of the presumably minor facts.I can also write universally. The piece will be unique yet may be sent to anybody. You want to thank your team for their good work? Let me personalise the poem to a group of people. You can change the names and voilà!

Need a funny or romantic poem or just a poem in general? Let my words help you I've been writing for 20 years from stories to film reviews, I can write a poem about a specific theme, a specific person, a specific event, I can make it rhyme or without rhymes. Tell me who or what you would like the poem to be about or for and I will write you out your own personalized poem. They can be sweet, mean, hateful, loving, encouraging, whatever you want

I am willing to write you a love poem based on a topic of your choice. The poem will be personalized to bring out the words that are most befitting to your expression of love. I am passionate about all types of love and incorporating it into writings. I look forward to writing a poem that beautifully depicts your love. I can’t wait to service you..! Recordings are solely for the purposes of knowing how the poem is supposed to flow. Those who order with failure to read the package details will not have their orders cancelled or refunded. It is your duty to be aware of what you’re paying for. *I retain all rights to my work/ writings. To obtain rights please reach out before the completion of work.

Love is a beautiful thing, no doubt. Have you tried a love poem, ever? A strong bond and a powerful emotion. Lovers want to be praised and complimented as this re-affirms their bond with their better half. Being in love is not easy at all. The longer the relationship, the more complex it gets. It is natural! About %75 of the relationships fail because one part, at least, is not giving an effort and, therefore, is not giving a reason to the other person to stay there: and, so, that is how it begins. Suprise him or her today with a LOVE POEM! This is bound to bring smiles to her or his face! Make an effort and do something innovative, new and fresh! Remember words are very powerful. ORDER a Love Poem NOW!!!

I can write you a funny (or even dirty) poem or limerick about anything you'd like. Maybe you need a funny, personalized gift for a friend or perhaps you just want some entertainment. I am more than happy to do research on any topic that requires extra special specifics. 

Example: 

A New Year's greeting:

I hope you have fun.

I hope you get drunk.

I hope you stay out

of a murderer’s trunk.

A poem for that friend who moved far away:

I wanted to see how you are.

Do you want to make an unusual and unique gift for your beloved person? Love poem is always a good decision! You may order any topic and the appearance of any word in the poem.

Imagine the joy your loved one will experience, when they read lines of heartfelt poetry that you give them. It means so much to receive a bespoke love poem and it is something that they will carry in their hearts forever.  Writing a love poem does not come easily to most people. I have been writing poetry for over twenty years and specialise in romantic poems. Maybe you need a poem in order to propose, or for an anniversary, birthday or other special event.  I would love to be able to write something that will carry your thoughts and emotions to the one you cherish.  Contact me now and let me know how I can help you.