Text to speech funny services

Everybody loves John Mulaney, or James Corden, or the weirdly attractive pool cleaning guy who keeps hitting on your wife. And why? Because they are funny. Whether you need this speech for a quick stand-up session with your co-workers or to impress an audience of potential partners at an Open Mic, I guarantee the laughs that will follow. I am a home-based writer and editor and have received great feedback on my comedic texts. I have several awards to prove my sufficiency in both the English and German language. Also, I have hours worth of stand-up performances ingrained into my brain, which is the only skill you should really be looking for. Please DO: - Send me requests based on topic and event. - Give the information per chat or as a PDF document. - Give me a feeling of the audience and a fair range of inside stories. Please DO NOT: - Send me only a vague request to write something funny. - Give the information in a Word document. - Tell me embarrassing stories about your great-aunt that do not serve the speech. (Or please do if they are funny). Feel free to send requests, I am happy to work with you!

Send me a bit of text you want me to read, and i will read it in a silly voice, or 3 or 4. Results will be posted for your delectation

With a background in stand up and experience as a wedding MC for a family member, I can write you a charming, heartfelt and funny best man/maid of honour speech. Sometimes organizing your own thoughts can be tough and I can help you with that. Fill out every question below and I'll whip you up something that lightly roasts the bride or groom in a loving way. 1. Your name  2. Their names 3. Your relationship to them (where you met, how long you've known each other) 4. First impressions of each of them 5. Guilty pleasure band/artist/movie/tv show that one or both of them love 6. An activity you enjoy doing together 7. An annoying habit they have (that they're able to laugh at too) 8. Any other personal or funny stories you want to be sure to include. I may not use every detail given to me in the final speech. This is just to give me something to work off of. If you are not looking for a funny speech or to poke fun at anyone, this is not the speech for you. The more detail you can give me the better! If there are things you definitely want included (that don't come up on my questionnaire), please say so when you submit your answers.

How can I meet your comedy needs? Looking for a funny wedding or celebratory toast or customized funny speech?Tell me about your audience!Keep it clean or make 'em blush? Give me the scoop, and I'll get to work! I'll supply:A speech or toast customized for you and your audienceRevisions to dial it in so it's just right Let me know the needs of your project prior to ordering so we can see if we're a fit! Or order away, and I'll get to work!

I have been the best man at 4 of the 6 weddings I have attended. All my speeches have received several praises about how funny, caring and sentimental it was. I will provide you with the speech to not only impress the bride, but also the bridesmaids. The best part about being the best man is giving the speech to celebrate the new couples first day as husband and wife.

Greetings! Weddings day is a monumental occasion and will be instilled in your memory forever. I will help you spin your thoughts into captivating words that will impress your guests. Either you are the bride or groom, the best man or the maid of honor. I'll help you create funny, memorable, and heartfelt speech/vows. MY SERVICES INCLUDE:WEDDING SPEECH/VOWSGROOM'S SPEECHBRIDE'S SPEECHBRIDESMAID/ MAID OF HONOR SPEECHBEST MAN SPEECHBRIDE'S FATHER SPEECH QUESTION LIST FOR VOWS/ SPEECH:WHAT IS HIS/HER NAME?WHERE AND HOW DID YOU MEET?HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TOGETHER?ANY IMPORTANT MESSAGE YOU TO CONVEY TO THEMWHAT DO YOU LOVE AND HATE MOST ABOUT THEM?TONE OF SPEECH/VOWSWHAT DID YOU LIKE THE MOST TO SPEND THE REST OF LIFE WITH HIM/HER?ANY PERSONAL, FUNNY, TOUCHING, AND MEMORABLE MOMENT?PROMISES YOU WANT TO MAKE WITH EACH OTHER FOR BRIDESMAID/ BEST MAN SPEECH:YOUR NAMEHAPPY COUPLE NAMEYOUR RELATIONSHIP AND FEELINGS FOR THEM FIRST IMPRESSION OF EACH OF THEMFUNNY, MEMORABLE, AND TOUCHING MEMORY YOU WANT TO SHAREANY MESSAGE YOU WANT TO CONVEYANNOYING OR BEST HABITACTIVITY YOU ENJOY DOING TOGETHER I guarantee you to write a speech that will entertain the guest.

Are you looking to add a bit of humour or some jokes to your writing? Do you have a big speech or some writing and are worried it is not entertaining enough? Everyone likes a good joke, and while it needs to be done tastefully, it is a great way to create a connection with your audience. It is also a very effective way to communicate your point and sure to make people remember what you have to say! I have written many a joke for my own speeches for weddings, graduations, business presentations and festivals, as well as emails and letters for a variety of purposes. On the flip side, we have all sat or read through some informative speeches and writing, which may have been very useful, but didn't have the positive impact it could have because we weren't as engaged and interested as we could have been. Let fun and humour be that spice! If this sounds like something you want for your writing then buy this gig and I can help you out! I can write your speech and add some funny jokes to a speech you might already have!

Are you looking to add a bit of humour or some jokes to your writing? Do you have a big speech or some writing and are worried it is not entertaining enough?

Everyone likes a good joke, and while it needs to be done tastefully, it is a great way to create a connection with your audience. It is also a very effective way to communicate your point and sure to make people remember what you have to say!

I have written many a joke for my own speeches for weddings, graduations, business presentations and festivals, as well as emails and letters for a variety of purposes.

On the flip side, we have all sat or read through some informative speeches and writing, which may have been very useful, but didn't have the positive impact it could have because we weren't as engaged and interested as we could have been. Let fun and humour be that spice!

If this sounds like something you want for your writing then buy this gig and I can help you out!

I can write your speech and add some funny jokes to a speech you might already have!

You want your speech to be funny, heartfealt and overall impactful. Your have the best intentions but you're having a bit of trouble writing down your ideas. It's alright. That's where I come in. My name is Carlos and I'm a stand up comedian and speechwriter with 4 years experience. I have written dozens of vows and wedding speeches for happy clients here on Fiverr. Whether you are the bride, the groom, one of the parents, the best man or the maid of honor, I'll help you create a memorable, hilarious and heartfelt speech with funny jokes and touching insights. But first, I'll need you to tell me a few things me with some info about: What's your relationship to the couple?Do you share any particular moment or life experience?Do you want to mention hobbies, character insights or career paths?What's the tone of the speech? Is it funnier or more heartfelt? Do you want a roast?What's the message you want to leave? If you like, I can provide tips on how to deliver the speech as well. Cherish the moment and so will everyone else. PS: Please contact me before ordering.

This gig is back!!!

Everyone looks forward to the best man speech at any wedding. But best man speeches can be hard to write & very time consuming.

You can spend hours, days or weeks trying to think about what to say and still feel like you are getting nowhere.

That is why I put up this gig: so that you can get the help you need to deliver an amazing speech.

So if you want to give a captivating, funny and unique best man speech, this gig if for you

Imagine giving a speech that will:

Entertain the audience with hysterical laughs and leave them with moist eyes

Overwhelm the couple and the audience and leave them wanting more

Order this awesome gig now to discover the secrets of creating a perfect best man speech with my guide

• You will know exactly what to say & when

• How you can deliver a hilarious and meaningful speech

• Helpful one liners that will get the speech off to the right start

• What mistakes people make & how to avoid them

• The structure, who to mention, great ideas & much more!

Hey! Do you need help preparing a meaningful or hilarious (or both!) speech for your friend’s wedding? I’ve got you! I will write your maid of honor speech based on your (short) unique, completed questionnaire that I will provide when you place your order. This questionnaire will help me better understand you, your relationship with the spouses-to-be, and how to create an unforgettable speech. This gig includes:A genuine, original speech made specifically for youTailored details gathered from your questionnaireThree options for speech lengthUnlimited revisions I offer unlimited revisions to ensure satisfaction with the speech you’ll give. I reserve the right to keep all completed orders saved in my portfolio to use as sample pieces unless you explicitly request otherwise. I look forward to helping you out!Lindsay

Good Day! If you are looking for assistance when it comes to writing your speech. Then you came to the right person because I can certainly help you when it comes to writing any speech that you need.  I am experienced when it comes to writing speech presentations and I myself am a speaker and a debater. All of the experiences that I’ve had taught me the importance of writing a speech that would “wow” the audience.  Services that I provide: Persuasive speech Descriptive speech Informative speech Entertaining speech Debate speech Motivational speech You can contact me if you have any concern since I am available almost 24/7 and will be able to address your concerns as fast as possible Thank you for your interest and trust!