Funny answering machine messages mp3 services

If you're looking for a good laugh, you've come to the right place. Here you will find a collection of the funniest answering machine messages mp3 services. From the clever to the downright silly, these messages are sure to bring a smile to your face. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the laughs.

There are a few companies that offer funny answering machine messages in MP3 format. They usually have a wide selection of different messages to choose from, and you can usually pick and choose which ones you want. Some of these companies also offer other services, like customizing the messages to fit your specific needs.

There are many different types of funny answering machine messages mp3 services available online. Some of these services are free, while others charge a small fee. Overall, these services provide a great way to add some fun and personality to your answering machine message.

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I will record a professional male australian voice message

I will record a professional male australian voice message

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I will create a funny gangnam style minecraft happy birthday video with your text

I will create a funny gangnam style minecraft happy birthday video with your text

I will create this Funny 'Gangnam Style MineCraft' Happy Birthday Video Greeting card with your customised messages for your special someone.  Up to 4  customized messages  can be included. This gig is offered exclusively on Fiverr. The full version of this funny happy birthday video is available for viewing here:  https://vimeo.com/86760181 I can EXPRESS deliver this video in just 1 day as an optional gig Extra. Please have a look at the full range of other examples of my work on my channel here: http://vimeo.com/tuber2013
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I will do omron plc and hmi programming, cx one, cx programmer, cx designer etc

I will do omron plc and hmi programming, cx one, cx programmer, cx designer etc

I am an Electronic Engineer with an experience of 13 years. I will do everything that you need to for programming PLC & HMI. some of my completed projects are listed below: - Extruder system for plastic industries- Injection molding machine- foulard slitting & squeezing machine- dryer machine- corino slitting- humidity & temperature control- Ugolini dyeing machine- orizo circular knitting machine- TASS printing machine- pocket crease machine- corrugated board length cutting machine.- power filling machine- wire Drawing machine- Boaring machineetc
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I will create a cartoon video with an Indian female talking any 5 lines or 75 words in English with strong Indian accent

I will create a cartoon video with an Indian female talking any 5 lines or 75 words in English with strong Indian accent

I will create a cartoon video with an Indian female talking any 5 lines or 75 words in English with strong Indian accent. I can do neutral Indian English accent or strong Indian English accent. Maximum number of words cannot exceed 75. _______Sample video here: http://youtu.be/N2IoaFkgPxE ________I have some funny messages for birthdays/anniversaries/bachelor parties, so in case you want me to use any of those messages, send me a message with the words "please help me write a sexy birthday wish" What it can be used for? For funny and sexy birthday wishes for your friends. Hot funny messages for anniversary and birthday occasions. As a message for guy friends on their bachelor parties. What it should not contain? I cannot abuse, accuse or demean a person.
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I will be your experienced community manager english, french and arabic

I will be your experienced community manager english, french and arabic

I will be your professional & experienced Social Media Manager, creating original posts, answering messages and looking for strategies to increase your followers on social media (Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, LinkedIn and more...) I offer: Creating original and creative posts.Quality engagement with your community, answering and managing the messages and comments.Strategies to increase your followers.Improve your visual identity.AdvertisingGreat Response Rate.Posting at the best time to reach more audiences.Hashtags Research and using them to get more exposure.And so much more! I speak fluent English, French and Arabic. I am flexible I do custom offers. I am a fast learner. I believe in customer satisfaction and long term collaborations with my clients. PLEASE DO NOT ORDER BEFORE MESSAGING ME. Looking forward to working with you. Thank you
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I will record what you want me to say as Dr Claw 30sec max

I will record what you want me to say as Dr Claw 30sec max

I talk like Dr. Claw for you...pretty simple. 30 seconds max, could be anything. maybe you want your answering machine to sounx like Dr
.Claw, maybe you want me to helpnyounbreak up with your significant other. i dont really care.
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I will create this Funny Despicable Me Happy Birthday Video with your messages

I will create this Funny Despicable Me Happy Birthday Video with your messages

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I will create this Funny Dancing Smurf Happy Birthday Video with your messages

I will create this Funny Dancing Smurf Happy Birthday Video with your messages

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I will make you a spanish voiceover voice over for your advert, presentation or ebook

I will make you a spanish voiceover voice over for your advert, presentation or ebook

After a long hiatus, my voice overs are back!

If you are looking for a high quality Spanish voice over,  then this is the gig for YOU!

I'll voice your 100-word script and produce it to a professional standard. For longer scripts, simply book the appropriate number of gigs and check out my extras!

For lists of words, it's 1 gig for every 50 words. It takes twice as long to record.

Do you need this in 24 hours or even less? Add one more gig!

IMPORTANT!!!!
#1 This Gig does NOT involve transcribing or translation. You should give me the text in Spanish. If you need these extras, please check my other gigs.

#2  When I record messages for answering machines or similar, I will deliver ONE FILE with all of those messages. If you want me to separate the messages into single files, please ADD 1 gig for every 10 messages. If on top of that you want me to name them, add another one. Although it is not difficult to do this, it is a VERY time consuming task!
 
#3 If I need to read numbers in a chart, each number I say counts as a word. For instance $0,99 -> This would count as 6 words (Cero coma noventa y nueve pesos) Bear this in mind when you order.

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I will create monetizable funny videos for youtube and facebook etc

I will create monetizable funny videos for youtube and facebook etc

Are you looking for funny videos?  Funny videos are very interesting to all aged peoples.You can upload video to youtube channel or facebook.I am creating such type of videos for long time You can monetize your channel using this video.  I will create many type of funny videos or viral videos. Animal funny, baby funny etc.... Leave a message for custom or bulk orders and also for discuss about your project. ALWAYS YOUR SATISFACTION IS MY FIRST PRIORITY
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I will do nlp natural language processing and topic modelling tasks

I will do nlp natural language processing and topic modelling tasks

I am a machine learning engineer with over three years experience in developing and deploying machine learning models for clients.  I can do any Natural Language Processing task for you. My specialties include - word embedding analysis, named entity recognition, sentiment analysis, topic extraction, machine translation, text generation, speech recognition, natural language understanding, topic summarization, word sense disambiguation, question-answering and POS tagging.  I have worked on NLP tasks across several areas such as healthcare, technology, retail, fashion, manufacturing and media. My diverse experience means that I can handle whatever task you need and help bring a smile to your face.  In addition to the code, you will get a free well-explained code documentation detailing my modelling process.  Message me, let us create magic! :)
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