Funny limerick services

I will write a poem based on the information you give To best suit your expectations. You still can't believe? It can be funny, serious, romantic or in any mood you want For children, adults... Will they stop listening? They won't :)

bored of serious and emotional poetry? Want to read something funny? You are at right place ,I can write funny limericks to make your mood good.

Tell me about yourself, and I will write you a limerick. For example, if your name is Matt and you like baseball, I might write something like this: There once was a fellow named MattWho decided to pick up a batWell this bat had a wingSo Matt took a swingAnd on contact, he heard a loud splat Here is one about someone named Arnold who likes to read books.  There once was a man we'll call ArnYou'd think he was raised in a barnHe doesn't have looksSo he always reads booksOn how to make girls out of yarn

I will write you a poem, limerick to be specific, for whatever you want. You pick the theme I write the poem! :) I will have it to you ASAP!

I will write a silly or limerick style poem for you or a friend based on a topic of your choosing! I can select a topic if you do not have one in mind. I am also open to discussing longer form poems.

Welcome to my gigIf you want a customized limerick for any topic, person or occasion just provide me the information and I will write a funny, serious, emotional or any kind of limerick as long as it does not target any religious or controversial content.I have mentioned my prices in packages but if you want a customized package you are welcome to discuss.If you want me to design a card and write limerick on that I can do it for you as well.Feel free to contact and discuss

I am a professional editor, proofreader, and creative writer. I offer you a custom-made limerick that could be witty, funny, motivational on a topic of your choice or the person/s of your choice, depending on the gig package. This gig involves the traditional 5-lined meter of a limerick, and can be written using British or American English, depending on your preference. Clean content only.Please note: I do not write rude, offensive, paranormal, horror, or erotic content.Please also note: I will send you the limerick in word or pdf format, text only with no graphics.

As a published poet, I enjoy writing poetry and in some cases a challenge. I'm offering to write a custom limerick on any topic so long as it does not involve hate or slander of a specific person. These limericks my be funny, raunchy serious or whatever else may be required.

A Warm WELCOME to my Gig.COMMUNICATION IS AN ART OF BEING UNDERSTOOD! Hi,I am a writer with over 7 years of creative writing experience in various industries. I charge USD 10 per limerick OR Haiku poem. If I am selected, I will live up to your expectations and prove myself as a best creative writer and best committed resource. You can see my previous writings, such as poems; so you can see and assess my writing skills. I am looking for a long term relationship and can work Monday to Saturday.If you wish to check samples of my writings, you can view it athttps://www.shorturl.at/cdszG WHY ME: 7+ years of experienceGrammatically accurateUnique contentCustom limericks for any eventSelection of Different genres, such as; horror, funny, fiction, real-fiction, Formal, etc.Elegant use of wordsYou have the option to choose your own titles. WHAT DO I NEED TO GET STARTED? I Just need the topic on which you want your limerick, you can also tell me any details of events, and whom this limerick is meant for, this would help me choose and write the best words and sense. You can place your order anytime.Thank you for your precious time.Regards,Ahmed Jan

"Need a sonnet, a limerick or other brief rhyme to commemorate someone or some special time? This award-winning poet, for better or worse, will trade for five dollars some very fine verse." Specifically, LiteraryPro_PEI can compose you a sonnet, limerick or up to 4 quatrain-long poem (16 lines), using your topic & working in any names you specify. Give your custom poem as a gift, use it in a speech, send it to someone with flowers, whatever!

I can write you a funny (or even dirty) poem or limerick about anything you'd like. Maybe you need a funny, personalized gift for a friend or perhaps you just want some entertainment. I am more than happy to do research on any topic that requires extra special specifics. 

Example: 

A New Year's greeting:

I hope you have fun.

I hope you get drunk.

I hope you stay out

of a murderer’s trunk.

A poem for that friend who moved far away:

I wanted to see how you are.

Are you looking for funny videos?  Funny videos are very interesting to all aged peoples.You can upload video to youtube channel or facebook.I am creating such type of videos for long time You can monetize your channel using this video.  I will create many type of funny videos or viral videos. Animal funny, baby funny etc.... Leave a message for custom or bulk orders and also for discuss about your project. ALWAYS YOUR SATISFACTION IS MY FIRST PRIORITY