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I am a professional editor, proofreader, and creative writer. I offer you a custom-made limerick that could be witty, funny, motivational on a topic of your choice or the person/s of your choice, depending on the gig package. This gig involves the traditional 5-lined meter of a limerick, and can be written using British or American English, depending on your preference. Clean content only.Please note: I do not write rude, offensive, paranormal, horror, or erotic content.Please also note: I will send you the limerick in word or pdf format, text only with no graphics.

There once was a seller on Fiverrwho wrote silly limericks for buyersSo many orders came inNone went in the binHe could eventually afford to retire! Please contact me before putting an order in so we can discuss exactly what you would like me to write about :)

Hi, Welcome to Hira's Gig! Are you looking for a story writer and a poet for your kids? Yes, you are on the right place.I can help you in writing different types of poems and stories for kids. Poems and stories will be simple and attractive. I can write stories based on mystery, fantasy, magic, friendship, adventures and fairy tales. I will write children's poems with or without rhymes according to your requirements. I'm good with words and so can create lovely poems for you whether it be fun engaging or educational. I have previously worked for clients who requested poems that rhymes, poems that unfold a story, or educational poems based on topics like colors, shapes, science (parts of the body, sense organs etc.) I can also write limerick, haiku, cinquain and acrostic, poems on the lives of prophets and great personalities.  Kindly discuss your topics with me before placing an order.Thanks. Why hire me? QualityUnlimited revisionsQuick responseFast deliveryPoems and stories will be unique and creative I am looking forward to serve you. Thank you!

A Warm WELCOME to my Gig.COMMUNICATION IS AN ART OF BEING UNDERSTOOD! Hi,I am a writer with over 7 years of creative writing experience in various industries. I charge USD 10 per limerick OR Haiku poem. If I am selected, I will live up to your expectations and prove myself as a best creative writer and best committed resource. You can see my previous writings, such as poems; so you can see and assess my writing skills. I am looking for a long term relationship and can work Monday to Saturday.If you wish to check samples of my writings, you can view it athttps://www.shorturl.at/cdszG WHY ME: 7+ years of experienceGrammatically accurateUnique contentCustom limericks for any eventSelection of Different genres, such as; horror, funny, fiction, real-fiction, Formal, etc.Elegant use of wordsYou have the option to choose your own titles. WHAT DO I NEED TO GET STARTED? I Just need the topic on which you want your limerick, you can also tell me any details of events, and whom this limerick is meant for, this would help me choose and write the best words and sense. You can place your order anytime.Thank you for your precious time.Regards,Ahmed Jan

Welcome to my gigIf you want a customized limerick for any topic, person or occasion just provide me the information and I will write a funny, serious, emotional or any kind of limerick as long as it does not target any religious or controversial content.I have mentioned my prices in packages but if you want a customized package you are welcome to discuss.If you want me to design a card and write limerick on that I can do it for you as well.Feel free to contact and discuss

"Need a sonnet, a limerick or other brief rhyme to commemorate someone or some special time? This award-winning poet, for better or worse, will trade for five dollars some very fine verse." Specifically, LiteraryPro_PEI can compose you a sonnet, limerick or up to 4 quatrain-long poem (16 lines), using your topic & working in any names you specify. Give your custom poem as a gift, use it in a speech, send it to someone with flowers, whatever!

I will write every type of poetry and poems in an amazing, fantastic and mind blowing style. I can also edit your poems or poetry to make corrections and analysis purposes at academic level! You can also get Heart touching poems,poetry and Quotes!I am expert in creative poems.I will draw a scene that can beat one's heart for u! I Can write on every Topic or Title:for example:EducationLearningLifeLoveMotherBabyWifeHappinessFunEntertainmentHealthEthicsLearningNatureFictionHorrorMoralI CAN WRITE ON ANY TYPE OF POEMS! Order now! 100% QUALITY WORK!!!#poem #poemwriting #lovepoems #creativepoems #poems #poetry

As a published poet, I enjoy writing poetry and in some cases a challenge. I'm offering to write a custom limerick on any topic so long as it does not involve hate or slander of a specific person. These limericks my be funny, raunchy serious or whatever else may be required.