Funny rhymes for friends services

I will write you ANY 16 bar rhyming rap for just 5 dollars, only on fiverr.  I look forward to working with you.  Tell what kind of rap you would like and who it would be for! Please contact me for any questions or concerns.  Thank you for your time. When you order: Tell me what kind of rap... Style, about/for who.  Why you want this rap will help to.  For a show, friend or video? Please tell me the specific rap you would like so you are completely satisfied with the result.

I will write a poem for a loved one, a friend, to be included in wedding vows, a eulogy or simply for a birthday or anniversary gift.  I have been writing poetry for over 7 years, in a variety of styles, such as romantic, funny, deep and thoughtful or philosophical. You can ask for simple, complex, rhyming, abstract or imaginative... anything you have in mind, I can write a great poem for you!

If you need a rap written, to mess around with you friend then contact me. I will provide you with a rap within one day. The bars will be rhyming and meaningful. You can also place a custom order if you do not like the already set packages. To set a custom order, Direct Message me through inbox.

With the greatest pleasure, I will write anything you like for anybody and any occasion. And it will rhyme beautifully! It can be funny, romantic, catchy, thoughtful. It can be anything you like! Give me context:Describe the viewer. Who is the poem for? Is it a customer, a family member, a lover, a friend? What is your relationhsip?Give me details. The more info I have, the more personalised the rhyme will be. Do you wish for a birthday card? What do you wish for the person? How did you meet? What does this person like? Do you want to advertise toothpaste? What does it do? What is its colour and its effect?What do you want your reader to feel? Should the poem be funny? Should it express love? Should it be easy to remeber?I love when the person I write for/to feels appreciated. The key to make them feel this way is to pay attention to the small things. Do not only tell me things you find interesting or important. Tell me ALL! All of the presumably minor facts.I can also write universally. The piece will be unique yet may be sent to anybody. You want to thank your team for their good work? Let me personalise the poem to a group of people. You can change the names and voilà!

*Please message me before ordering. Do you need a poem for your wedding/baby shower invitations or speechyour engagement partyyour bachelor(ette) partychildren's anniversariescouple's anniversariesshowing your appreciation to a lifelong frienda memorable rhyming speech to mark the retirement of a family member? Or any other happy moment? Search no more! You've just found the writer who can turn all your good thoughts, wishes, or joyful announcements into polished rhymes. Whether you want to print it so you can share your bliss with all your friends, offer it as a gift in a private setting, or read/recite it at a party, a themed poem adds originality and a personal touch to your endeavor. My poems are 100% custom written according to your desired scenario, approach, tone of voice (classic/friendly/funny/ironic, etc.), and, as an extra, I can also insert some specific words of your preference. I can use any rhyme scheme you choose (AABB, ABAB, ABBA + AAAA as an extra) and, if needed, will revise the poem to make sure you get exactly what you want. I love using my work to make a positive impact, so I'm looking forward to writing a heartfelt poem for your special moment!

I will write a silly or limerick style poem for you or a friend based on a topic of your choosing! I can select a topic if you do not have one in mind. I am also open to discussing longer form poems.

If you're ever wondered what it was like to work with a HIT SONGWRITER, look no further!  I am a Nashville and LA based hit songwriter who loves to WRITE! If you're like most people I know, you do NOT like to write and that's where I come in! From limericks to haikus, spoken word to a children's poem, rhyming to non-rhyming, I can do it all! If you need a sentimental poem for your wedding anniversary, I can do it! Do you need a funny poem for your best friends birthday, I'm on it! Writing a novel and need some poetry? Writing a script, a monologue, a podcast and need a poem? Let me know!  I do custom orders and offer 24 hour turnaround times! Send me your what you need for a personal offer!  Have questions? Send me a message!Once your order is marked as "complete," any further work/revisions will require a new order

Making funny edits of your friends in another persons body can be very funny. I offer three levels os edition, starting from a lame funny edit to a perfect photoshop match. You could make your friends faces appear on mount Rushmore and make Tshirts of it.  Or you could make you and your family appear in your favorite TV show.  The only limit is your imagination.

Hey, I will make for you funny photoshop collage from your picture for your uses or to impress and make your friends laugh. I can photoshop you or your friends in some funny situation or whatever you wish. Sure, these are not going to be in professional quality, but these collages are not for professional uses. They are just to gladden someone and make someone laugh.

I will sing happy birthday in a funny, weird, and mildly disturbing way if you would like, in a messy room. Perfect for your friends, mom, friends mom, and even your grandma!

This is a perfect way to wish someone a happy birthday!

I will make a funny video with you and your friends running around as animated babies and making cake for a birthday person that will appear at the end of the video.

This video includes 4 people (birthday person+friends) but if you have more friends that you want me to add, contact me first.

Provide me:

• 4 photos
  
• a birthday message (any language)

What I offer:

• video in 480p resolution
• video in mp4 format

I'm an actress that have featured in series of funny movies for several years. I'll sing and record a funny happy birthday comedy for your relatives, friends and loved ones in a very funny way to your Best satisfaction that will make their day a very memorable one, I can act anything or do anything you want all you need is just to make a request....a trial will convince you Do you need a funny happy birthday video songs? I'll sing and dance funny to record happy birthday song\dance for your loved ones in a very funny way to send birthday wish, birthday message, funny video or just say anything. I'm the best comedian to do all that for you in just a day!A personalized video of me singing a fun + upbeat version of the Happy Birthday song. I will mention the name of the birthday boy or girl and their name will pop up on the screen.  I can put the name of the celebrant on cardboard and dance with , I can also print out the picture of the celebrant and dance. i can make your loved ones day a memorable one.chat me now or order directly!!!! Waiting for your orders!!!!

Give me a topic, and which basic emotion you want me to spur, and I will write you an excellent poem, fun to use for a variety of purposes. Short or long, happy or sad, funny or serious. Tell me which, and I can put it into a unique flow of rhymes.

Give me a topic, and which basic emotion you want me to spur,
and I will write you an excellent poem, fun to use for a variety of purposes.

Short or long, happy or sad, funny or serious.
Tell me which, and I can put it into a unique flow of rhymes.

Hi! welcome to my gig. If you want a funny cartoon/caricature of you, friends or family for gifts, social media, websites, t-shirts, advertisements, etc, you are in the right place.You don't need to have an idea for your design. However, if you know exactly how you want to be your scene, I will draw it with pleasure!

Hello everyone! Thank you for being here. My name is Vittorio and I am an Italian artist with many years of study behind me.  I'm ready to make an funny cartoon portrait of you and your family and friends, like the portraits you see in the examples. If you want something different, please contact me before making the purchase to find an agreement for your needs. All I need is a good resolution picture of you and I will create a custom portrait just for you! If it is included in the offer, you can tell me what to put in the background! In the various choices available in the extras, you will also find the possibility to have the video timelapse of the creation of the portrait. Contact me if you need more information. :)