How to do the kermit the frog voice services

Does your child love the Muppets?  I will record a custom birthday message for your child in the voice of Kermit the Frog!  The audio message is just $5.00.  Or for $15.00 total, I will include a special video with music to go with it!
It's time to start the music, It's time to light the lights, get your child a birthday message from Kermit the Frog today!

I will impersonate Jack Sparrow, Bane, or Kermit the Frog as long as it is under 30 seconds. I'll do birthday wishes, rants, mini speech, or pretty much anything.

I can do an accent or celebrity impression. Accents include: Midland American (my natural accent), leprechaun, Cockney, Southern England Received Pronunciation, BBC reporter, Upper Midwest, American Southern, and more. Impressions: Hank Hill, Alan Rickman, Gollum/Smeagol, Sylvestor Stallone, Tom Brokaw, middle age Upper Midwestwoman, Matthew McConaughey, Kermit the Frog, Guy w/ lisp, Cleveland Brown, basic Surfer, and more. Don't worry, if it's not quite what you are looking for, I'm happy to rerecord it or delivery a different voice. I'm not a jerk and this is fun!

I will use a professional microphone to record voice acting for video/game/animation/commercial, etc.

I've done voices for video games, ebooks, commercial videos, animations, tutorials and more!

These are some of the voices I specialize in: Goofy, Mickey Mouse, Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Tow Mater, Slinky Dog, Bullwinkle J. Moose, Droopy the Dog

I can do many voices and accents, just ask and I'll let you know if I can do it.

I DO NOT do children's voices like: Caillou
I DO NOT do politically related voice projects

Don't be afraid to buy if I have orders pending, I give my customers time to OK before I close orders.

I usually send the files a lot FASTER than 4 days,  but you can get yours in as little as 24 hours by buying the "extra fast!"

Sound file can be delivered to you as .WAV, MP3 or almost any other computer file it can fit into.

More samples: http://youtu.be/tBrEbQjUrf4

No foul language. Nothing offensive.

Hi-ho! Looking for a unique video greeting card for the Kermit fan in your life? For a fiver I'll make a unique and funny 2-3 minute video of Kermit singing a PERSONALIZED version of Happy Birthday.

SAMPLE:
 
http://bit.ly/1Kkzqer

I can also substitute a

• graduation

• thank you

• birth announcement

• wedding announcement
• get well
• thinking of you

IT WILL BE UPLOADED in Standard Def to Fiverr for you to download and share. Give me the special birthday peron's name, birth date and personal message you'd like Kermit to say at the end. 

Check out a demo of the picture option:
http://bit.ly/1Kkzv1E

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WARNING: Kermit CANNOT endorse/promote, advertise or associate himself with products, websites, services, companies, organizations, etc, in any capacity.

DISCLAIMER: NOT the real Kermit, NOT associated with The Muppet Studio or The Walt Disney Company. Performance is a sound alike impression and is intended for parody and satire purposes only.

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HOW DOES IT WORK? Just give me a script and, please, provide me with the name you want me to include in. Frog is available to record anything you would like, whether it is a greeting, birthday message, corporate message, or even a scene that requires a little more acting.  I am Lana, a professional actress, and writer, for more than 20 years. Frog is an original character from on of my shows in Theater Don Hihot ( I am the owner), so his image and character are owned by me, which means there are no issues using him commercially. If you don't have a script, I can write one for you (see gig extras below). Also, custom offers are possible, please, contact me before the order. So, if you would like Frog to record your message, then please place your order now. You won't be disappointed you did.

About This GigHi! :) Need to create Pepe the Frog emotions for your twitch? ONLY in the style of PEPE THE FROG! Write to me and we will discuss your idea! How its work and what you get?Send me your photo and the Pepe the frog you want to style.I draw and do the best possible work.If you like everything, then we are working on it!If not, we will make all the necessary changes until you are completely satisfied with the result!You get fully prepared files in the required sizes! It is very important for me that you get the highest quality work, as this directly affects your and my success in the future! You can always write to me after a while, if you want to make minor changes in the work, and I will do it for free! EMOTES sizes28 x 28px PNG file56 x 56px PNG file112 x 112px PNG file600 x 600px PNG file [original]+ See MoreAsset TypeEmotes & BadgesStreaming PlatformTwitchYouTubeFacebookDiscord

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• Internal Links
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• All Images URLs with ALT Tags List
• Canonical URLs List
• Pagination with Indexable or Non-Indexable URLs

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I will run Screaming Frog crawling for SEO Audit Report of your website errors. I will give you the complete technical audit Report in spreadsheet form with highlighted main errors/fixes including: Crawl Overview ReportResponse Codes (2xx, 3xx, 4xx, 5xx)Page TitlesMeta DescriptionMeta KeywordsHeading TagsImages Alt textDirectivesDuplicate ContentHreflangCanoncial ErrorsNon IndexableAMP ReportThing ContentInsecure Content (mixed content issue)Redirect ChainRobots.txt CheckSitemap CheckStructured DataPage Speed Insight Search Console (Platinum)Analytics (Platinum)Custom (Gold and Platinum) Additionally, you can grab this report with Screaming Frog Audit buy paying only $5 extra . Backlinks (Inbound and Outbound with Follow and Nofollow tags)Traffic IPsKeywords Report With this Screaming Frog SEO Audit report, you can fix Technical issues for the high ranking of your website. Note: You can hire me for fixing all technical issues (I will show you the Clean SEO Audit report after fixing errors for FREE) You can also Hire me on monthly basis for the Complete website Package SEO. Note: Please Inbox me for the Discussion and more depth details.

With a thorough SEO audit, it’s possible to discover the untapped potential of your website. 

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Screaming Frog is very powerful tool that can go through your website in a systematic way and provide you with a detailed technical report including SEO analysis and thorough site audit.

That means you won’t have to go through each page of your website or refer to expensive software or SEO services.

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• Internal Links
• External Links
• Images Report
• Missing alt tags
• Title tags
• H1, H2 tags
• Meta Descriptions Tags
• Broken links and more

With this report (which I will provide), you'll know what's wrong with your website so you can make the improvements at the earliest.

#You just need to provide me your website URL. That’s it.