Witty ads services

Hi, you can address me as Mr CRAQ (The Creative Quotient). Do you need a cool cartoon avatar for your Social Media Profile PictureT-shirt Merchandise GiftsPersonal BrandingCommercial use Its okay i got you covered. Aside being a creative and imaginative illustrator with 3 years of experience and still counting, i'll also engage your with my Quirkiness and Witty Humor during your experience with me Benefits of paying for my GIG: Every design is unique and professionalUnlimited Revision24 hrs messaging and quick response PLEASE NOTE: AN ADDITIONAL FEE IS ADDED FOR BackgroundSource fileAnother figure Thanks You Regards Mr CRAQ (The Creative Quotient)

Hello you. I'll do everything I can to fit into - or clash with - your house style. I can infuse my writing with a variety of personalities or leave it cold and clinical. I can overload my work with keywords if you need me to, but I'm not a machine - I do tend to write like a human. I'm best at surprising slogans, snappy articles and unhinged rants. Just get in touch. Ask me anything. I'm lonely. Fancy seeing you here!Wouldn't you like to ask me something?I can help most people with their written content.I'm probably just downstairs waiting for the kettle to boil.Why not drop me a message?

PLEASE CONTACT BEFORE ORDERING. I have a long history of creating print ad copy for magazines, newspapers, etc., and I can lend you my talent for far less than my agency partners charge. It will increase awareness and help drive sales. I only write copy, but I can describe or draw what the ad should look like.  Also, if you have an ad designed that needs a better headline or copy, I can do that as well.

I know the art of hypnotizing the audience with a perfect script for sales, youtube or explainer video. After spending a lot of time in the industry and learning from the best, I have perfected the art of making the audience take the action you want them to take. One of the most important features of my scriptwriting is that I focus on humanizing the brand. Imparting information is not enough, and the audience loves to feel the human values behind every video. Therefore, If you are looking for a fun and witty script so powerful that no audience can ignore it, then you are at the right place. I can write for:·        Business ads·        YouTube video script·        Explainer video script·        Shopify store Ad·        Facebook ad So what are you waiting for? Get your audience hooked to your brand by placing an order now!

I will write up a blog posts for your site on being a career woman juggling motherhood and dating in your thirties from a Johannesburg girl experience. My writing is witty,relatable and informative. a conversation starter. I will also caption pictures and videos in a fun and witty way.

I will give you a collection of ten witty limericks.

They could be about any topic (personal experiences, dreams, hopes, love, goals or any theme of your choice)

This is a ghostwriting service, meaning, you'll retain 100% copyrights once I give you the limericks.

I will write your captions for Instagram to ensure that it's exactly the flavor you want. Witty, funny, serious, professional, cute, you name it. I got you! And I will work the hashtag game so hard to get those extra likes.

Witty writer perfect for blog posts to grow audience. Can mimic writing style to match tone of website. Quick turn around and unique content.

Looking for punch and witty lines , which can increase your no. of clients? I can write catchy lines and business names for your various products such as books, company,t- shirts,mugs, pamphlets and much more... please message me first before placing order for better efficiency and satisfaction.

I will up your Facebook posts game with witty captions for photos or an attention grabbing status. Let me rock your page with some LITerature. Some of my capabilities: 

• Photo captions
• Status updates
• Group posts
• Life events

Want quality content? Need captivating creativity? Searching for a witty blog post writer? Look no more!  My content will increase the on page retention rate, with immaculate SEO content that generates page visitors and revenue. Writers usually underestimate the reader's worth and focus more on SEO optimization. I believe, one cannot work without the other. This is why, I provide content that is bound to interest the reader and comes with the proper SEO too. Why choose me? I provide: Plagiarism free content with a turnitin reportProperly proofreadPunctual deliveryWell researched and insightful contentSEO optimised

Sometimes the best way to tell the truth is through a good joke. People tend to love laughing and feeling good (God knows why), so mixing a witty, humorous article, parody, or satirical comment in your blog will, without a doubt, will be beneficial for both you and your readers/customers. This is where I come to the stage. Hi, I'm Martin. I'm a former journalist and digital marketing expert, and now I'm a freelance writer. As a journalist, I've written anecdotes and humorous articles for various satirical newspapers. I like and write in all humoristic styles, but I definitely love the absurdism style (much like John Oliver and The Onion), where you represent facts and truths with a touch of absurdity. I can write for you:Outstanding humorous articles or blog postsSatirical comments on anything you'd likeHilarious parodiesWitty presentation of your product and its use.Anything in-between. Pitch me an idea, and we both will hit the home run. With me on board, you will get: Excellent, original, and witty contentManually written article without any AI help.100% unique content, checked with plagiarism tool to ensure it. Excellent grammar and spelling.Always on time

I am a professional editor, proofreader, and creative writer. I offer you a custom-made limerick that could be witty, funny, motivational on a topic of your choice or the person/s of your choice, depending on the gig package. This gig involves the traditional 5-lined meter of a limerick, and can be written using British or American English, depending on your preference. Clean content only.Please note: I do not write rude, offensive, paranormal, horror, or erotic content.Please also note: I will send you the limerick in word or pdf format, text only with no graphics.