Witty blogs services

Why should you work with me? 1.   I have specialized in creating exceptional web content and blog posts. 2.   I am fluent in English. 3.   I am always ready to make the necessary revision to meet the client's expectations. I am a firm believer that no one should ever pay for something they don't like! 4.   I enjoy working on fun and educational topics for an excellent client like you! I will provide; ·      exceptional and engaging blog posts·      necessary editing and proofreading·      2 revisions I do not offer professional proofreading but I can do it to the best of my ability. I am always open to suggestions to improve the work.If you have any follow up questions, I am always available to respond to them.

I will write up a blog posts for your site on being a career woman juggling motherhood and dating in your thirties from a Johannesburg girl experience. My writing is witty,relatable and informative. a conversation starter. I will also caption pictures and videos in a fun and witty way.

Witty writer perfect for blog posts to grow audience. Can mimic writing style to match tone of website. Quick turn around and unique content.

Blogging is my love! Give me a topic and I will create a conversational 500 - 1000 word blog post that will be original and will engage your readers with ease. I would love to have a chat about what I can offer and how we can tailor a package to suit your needs!

Want quality content? Need captivating creativity? Searching for a witty blog post writer? Look no more!  My content will increase the on page retention rate, with immaculate SEO content that generates page visitors and revenue. Writers usually underestimate the reader's worth and focus more on SEO optimization. I believe, one cannot work without the other. This is why, I provide content that is bound to interest the reader and comes with the proper SEO too. Why choose me? I provide: Plagiarism free content with a turnitin reportProperly proofreadPunctual deliveryWell researched and insightful contentSEO optimised

Sometimes the best way to tell the truth is through a good joke. People tend to love laughing and feeling good (God knows why), so mixing a witty, humorous article, parody, or satirical comment in your blog will, without a doubt, will be beneficial for both you and your readers/customers. This is where I come to the stage. Hi, I'm Martin. I'm a former journalist and digital marketing expert, and now I'm a freelance writer. As a journalist, I've written anecdotes and humorous articles for various satirical newspapers. I like and write in all humoristic styles, but I definitely love the absurdism style (much like John Oliver and The Onion), where you represent facts and truths with a touch of absurdity. I can write for you:Outstanding humorous articles or blog postsSatirical comments on anything you'd likeHilarious parodiesWitty presentation of your product and its use.Anything in-between. Pitch me an idea, and we both will hit the home run. With me on board, you will get: Excellent, original, and witty contentManually written article without any AI help.100% unique content, checked with plagiarism tool to ensure it. Excellent grammar and spelling.Always on time

I will write easy to read blog articles for your parenting blog. I will add humour and personality to your post to make it engaging and relatable to the reader. Parenting can be overwhelming and stressful, I know as I am a mother myself, and nothing reassures a tired parent more that reading something that they can relate to... and that makes them laugh. That is what I offer to do for you. I can also proof read your articles and help add a humorous side to them. Have any other wacky ideas? Don't hesitate to message me and enquire before ordering my gig.

I will give you a collection of ten witty limericks.

They could be about any topic (personal experiences, dreams, hopes, love, goals or any theme of your choice)

This is a ghostwriting service, meaning, you'll retain 100% copyrights once I give you the limericks.

I will write your captions for Instagram to ensure that it's exactly the flavor you want. Witty, funny, serious, professional, cute, you name it. I got you! And I will work the hashtag game so hard to get those extra likes.

Looking for punch and witty lines , which can increase your no. of clients? I can write catchy lines and business names for your various products such as books, company,t- shirts,mugs, pamphlets and much more... please message me first before placing order for better efficiency and satisfaction.

I will up your Facebook posts game with witty captions for photos or an attention grabbing status. Let me rock your page with some LITerature. Some of my capabilities: 

• Photo captions
• Status updates
• Group posts
• Life events

I have worked in comedy writing for many years and in many countries. I have the know-how to create hilarious routines, speeches, social media post and blogs. I can write any style of humor you need, from witty to satirical to downright dark.   I can do custom orders if you have a challenge for me. Some of things I can do: Brutal roasts for special occasions Scripts for videos or podcastsRoutines for anyone breaking into comedy Jokes for social media posts or contentAnything you want, just let me know. Please message me first before making an order.

I am a professional editor, proofreader, and creative writer. I offer you a custom-made limerick that could be witty, funny, motivational on a topic of your choice or the person/s of your choice, depending on the gig package. This gig involves the traditional 5-lined meter of a limerick, and can be written using British or American English, depending on your preference. Clean content only.Please note: I do not write rude, offensive, paranormal, horror, or erotic content.Please also note: I will send you the limerick in word or pdf format, text only with no graphics.